Jaden

Jaden is an innocent bystander whose nervousness always brings him into the wrong situation at the wrong time, which always ends in him being injured or killed in some way.

When he was encountered by Führer Humphrey's SS relating to the case of the stolen tripod, he acted very suspicious and led them on an intense foot chase-turned-fist fight, resulting in his death.

Miraculously, he returns while Alpha-Mongoose and Fuzzy Bug are on the lookout for the Zachinator. He doubts A-M's claim that he can break his arm in over 200 ways, but he is soon proven wrong when exactly that happens.

He is seen innocently standing by an abandoned alleyway when he is jumped by Sven and Billy D. Intern for apparently no reason. Jaden tries to crawl away from them, but is dragged back again and left for dead while the two walk away.

Appearances

 * A Thought on the Principles of Loss: A Tale of Three Friends and Betrayal (May 23, 2016)
 * The Zachinator 2 (June 1, 2016)
 * The Zachinator 3: Sting of the Mongoose (Fall 2016)